Ricky the Cardio Cthulhu

$17.99

πŸ’ͺ Cthulhu Fitness Instructor – Metallic Muscle Madness πŸ™

Meet your new personal panic trainer: the one and only Cardio Cthulhu! Forged in the depths of madness and molded by movement, this tentacled titan is here to whip your soul (and maybe your glutes) into shape.

Drenched in a metallic copper, green, and blue sheen, this cryptid commands attention. His purple velvet sweatbands add a touch of luxe to his lethal lunges, while his deep black eyes stare directly into your workout excuses.

πŸŒ€ Details:

  • Color: Multicolor metallic body (copper, green, and blue)

  • Accessories: Plush purple velvet sweatbands

  • Eyes: Glossy blackβ€”void-like and very motivating

  • Finish: Smooth, shimmery, and ready to shine mid-spin-class

  • Material: 3D-printed PLA, fabric bands handmade with care by Cat G.

  • Size: 4”H x 5.25”W x 4”D

  • Model by JaminV @ Makerworld

πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Whether he’s leading cryptid HIIT, summoning burpees from the void, or screaming motivational quotes in an unknowable tongue, this guy is pure eldritch energy.

πŸ”₯ Snag him before he jogs back into the void yelling "One more rep!"

πŸ’ͺ Cthulhu Fitness Instructor – Metallic Muscle Madness πŸ™

Meet your new personal panic trainer: the one and only Cardio Cthulhu! Forged in the depths of madness and molded by movement, this tentacled titan is here to whip your soul (and maybe your glutes) into shape.

Drenched in a metallic copper, green, and blue sheen, this cryptid commands attention. His purple velvet sweatbands add a touch of luxe to his lethal lunges, while his deep black eyes stare directly into your workout excuses.

πŸŒ€ Details:

  • Color: Multicolor metallic body (copper, green, and blue)

  • Accessories: Plush purple velvet sweatbands

  • Eyes: Glossy blackβ€”void-like and very motivating

  • Finish: Smooth, shimmery, and ready to shine mid-spin-class

  • Material: 3D-printed PLA, fabric bands handmade with care by Cat G.

  • Size: 4”H x 5.25”W x 4”D

  • Model by JaminV @ Makerworld

πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Whether he’s leading cryptid HIIT, summoning burpees from the void, or screaming motivational quotes in an unknowable tongue, this guy is pure eldritch energy.

πŸ”₯ Snag him before he jogs back into the void yelling "One more rep!"